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Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows Yellowstone National Park Bison Hoodie

$39.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color Black Navy Forest Green

Embrace your love for America's first national park with a touch of humor! This design captures the majestic beauty of Yellowstone with a vintage, retro-inspired aesthetic. Featuring a bold silhouette of an American bison, affectionately (and ironically) dubbed a "fluffy cow," set against a distressed, striped sunset in warm, earthy tones.

This artwork is a must-have for national park enthusiasts, hikers, campers, and wildlife lovers. It's a funny and stylish way to commemorate a trip to Yellowstone or to show your appreciation for its iconic inhabitants. The distressed texture gives it a well-loved, classic feel, perfect for any adventurer's collection.

Looking for the perfect gift? This design is an excellent choice for anyone who appreciates nature, travel, and a good laugh. It's ideal for birthdays, holidays, or as a souvenir for that friend or family member who can't stop talking about their trip out west.

This design is printed on a pullover hoodie, giving the artwork a cozy hoodie format for casual wear, layering, and gift-ready comfort.

Available colors: Black, Navy, Forest Green. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket & matching drawcord
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & FIt

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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