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Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows Yellowstone Bison Vintage Design T-Shirt

$24.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color White Light Blue Light Pink

Pay homage to the majestic, yet humorously misunderstood, wildlife of Yellowstone National Park with this vintage-inspired design. It showcases a beautifully rendered American bison in a classic woodcut style, set against a backdrop of iconic mountains and pine forests.

The design features the witty and wise warning, "DO NOT PET THE FLUFFY COWS," a phrase that resonates with anyone who's witnessed tourists getting a little too close. Below, "Yellowstone National Park EST 1872" grounds the design in rich history.

A perfect gift for national park enthusiasts, hikers, wildlife lovers, or anyone with a sharp sense of humor. It's an ideal souvenir to remember a trip or to celebrate the untamed beauty of America's great outdoors.

This design is printed on a crew neck t-shirt, creating an easy everyday shirt for casual outfits, events, and thoughtful gifts.

Available colors: White, Light Blue, Light Pink. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Product Details

• 100% US cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with crew neck
• Seamless tubular knit for lasting comfort
• Ribbed collar & reinforced shoulder seams
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & Fit

Classic unisex fit. For a more relaxed look, consider sizing up.

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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