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Bad Neighbors Make Good Fences Funny Vlad the Impaler Sweatshirt

$34.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

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The “Bad Neighbors Make Good Fences” Sweatshirt pairs vlad the impaler portrait, sharpened wooden stakes, blood and skulls in gothic styling, creating a recognizable take on vlad the impaler.

Fans of dark humor, history buffs and goth and alternative style enthusiasts can wear it for Halloween, housewarming or casual weekends. As a darkly humorous take on a classic proverb, it also makes a lighthearted gift for someone who enjoys vlad the impaler.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with crew neck
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Ribbed collar for lasting shape retention

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not dry clean

Size & Fit

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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